iOS Game Review: Win, Lose, or Banana!
Rating: four out of five bananas: 🍌🍌🍌🍌
This game is SUPER excellent: easy to learn, hard to master, contains surprising DEPTH of tactical gameplay, given the extravagantly simple concept. Story mode is a wonderful addition, and adds a good 3-5 seconds of extra narrative content to each run-through. It’s funny! Polished! Well designed! And it’s FREE! How can Asmadi Games cut a profit at this price?! It is truly a mystery for the ages.
HOWEVER, I am DOCKING a banana. Only FOUR bananas for you, Win, Lose, or Banana! Why? For the following omissions:
- No Game Center? Are you kidding me, Asmadi? How can I know if I’m having fun if I can’t COMPETE against my friends?
- Should include variant ruleset: Who’s the Banana? I can’t believe you are RIPPING me off by holding this back, Asmadi.
Remedy these INSANE missteps, and I’ll award that elusive fifth banana. Sláinte!
BuyObtain Win, Lose, or Banana! from the App Store.
(Special WYWG website exclusive bonus info! Non-iAteers can play Win, Lose, or Banana! online. Have at it!)