iOS Game Review: Win, Lose, or Banana!

Rating: four out of five bananas: 🍌🍌🍌🍌

This game is SUPER excellent: easy to learn, hard to master, contains surprising DEPTH of tactical gameplay, given the extravagantly simple concept. Story mode is a wonderful addition, and adds a good 3-5 seconds of extra narrative content to each run-through. It’s funny! Polished! Well designed! And it’s FREE! How can Asmadi Games cut a profit at this price?! It is truly a mystery for the ages.

HOWEVER, I am DOCKING a banana. Only FOUR bananas for you, Win, Lose, or Banana! Why? For the following omissions:

No Game Center? Are you kidding me, Asmadi? How can I know if I’m having fun if I can’t COMPETE against my friends?
Should include variant ruleset: Who’s the Banana? I can’t believe you are RIPPING me off by holding this back, Asmadi.

Remedy these INSANE missteps, and I’ll award that elusive fifth banana. Sláinte!

~~Buy~~Obtain Win, Lose, or Banana! from the App Store.

(Special WYWG website exclusive bonus info! Non-iAteers can play Win, Lose, or Banana! online. Have at it!)