squashed:

When I was very young my mother drafted a letter to her editor, whose name had slipped her mind. As a place holder, she wrote, “Dear Bozo”. She forgot to change this. And, when awkwardly explaining her Dear Bozo letter, she blamed me. “My kids were messing around on the computer.”

I don’t hold a grudge—because I learned a valuable lesson. Be very careful with place holders. When I’m drafting a pleading, for example, I should not write “Judge Judgeypants” no matter how tempting it is.

Judgey McJudgerson would also be a good placeholder.

  1. whileyouweregone reblogged this from squashed and added:
    Judgey McJudgerson would also be...good placeholder.
  2. riordan reblogged this from squashed and added:
    Structured placeholders are...very important part of writing, which is why I’ve taken
  3. squashed posted this
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