Sleep Talkin' Man
A wife compiled the best musings of her sleep-talking husband in a blog.* I’m only skimming through it now, but here are some of the ones I like best, so far:
- You can’t be a pirate if you don’t have a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules.
- Your mum’s at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep.
- Flap’s on fire. Your flap’s on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I’m a bad bad boy.
* Some people seem to think it’s a hoax. One can never be sure, but it’s funny, so I can’t say I care.
Note that wives can sleep-talk too: Confessions of a sleepy mind.
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Note that wives can sleep-talk too: Confessions
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