PLEASE RETURN TO SENDER
  
  Dear British Gas,
  
  Lady Holt is deceased. You know this, because I informed you of it when I phoned you on purchasing this house two months ago. And yet the number of letters addressed to her you’ve sent to this address since then is fast approaching double figures. You can keep posting them if you like, and I will keep writing “DECEASED, PLEASE RETURN TO SENDER” on them and returning them, but it’s not going to bring her back.
  
  It’s time to let her go.

PLEASE RETURN TO SENDER

Dear British Gas,

Lady Holt is deceased. You know this, because I informed you of it when I phoned you on purchasing this house two months ago. And yet the number of letters addressed to her you’ve sent to this address since then is fast approaching double figures. You can keep posting them if you like, and I will keep writing “DECEASED, PLEASE RETURN TO SENDER” on them and returning them, but it’s not going to bring her back.

It’s time to let her go.

  1. whileyouweregone posted this
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