All You Care to Eat

I hadn’t been to the real USA for some time¹ so I was surprised to see that many food outlets have rebranded their “All You Can Eat” buffets in a manner which is presumably intended to promote more healthy eating. As if somehow it were the wording used rather than the very concept of offering unlimited portions of food that has turned so many people into fatties.

I didn’t notice any difference in average waist-size of the clientele of the new slimline “care to” eateries vs the old-school “can” establishments, but I guess my sample size wasn’t really high enough to draw any scientific conclusions.